Author Topic: The battle within. (Read 10416 times)

Azure · « **on:** July 28, 2008, 02:40:07 pm »

The following is an account of my conversations with Bunnie Rabbot, my friend Jesse, and my other self.

I thought it wise to post this here so all can know of the battle that rages within.

Quote

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh.
WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO? BUNNIE'S HERE NOW!!!!!
AND THAT'S A BAD THING?
SHUT UP, ALTERNATE SELF! YOU DON'T APPRECIATE MY HATE FOR HER!!!
YOU DON'T APPRECIATE MY LIKING FOR HER!!!
WHAAAAATT?!?!!?! NOT EVEN AN ALTERNATE OF ME SHOULD GET AWAY WITH SAYING SUCH THINGS!!!
BUT BUNNIE IS NICE.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH----- HAVE YOU NO KNOWLEDGE OF HER ACCENT?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHH
IT'S KIND OF CUTE.
TRAITOR!!!! NOW, YOU PAY THE PRICE.
*blam blam blam*
I'M STILL ALIVE, BUNNIE-HATER!
AHHHH! DIE YOU!!!
<shaw>
HE'S DEAD. NOW FOR BUNNIE!!!!
pleyahs downt
YOU'VE TORMENTED ME FOR TOO LONG. DIE!!!
<blam blam>
OOPS THAT WAS THE TELEPORT. HE SHOULD BE AT YOUR END, JESSE.

But that wasn't the end.

Quote

Howdy, sugah.

Holy crap.
She's back.

Waht's up sugah?

Oh nothing Bunnie.
Just. Me.
And my alternate self.
As you know we have conflicting opinions about you.

Oh my.

AHAH I KNOW!!
I'LL JUST KILL MY OTHER ALTERNATE SELF!
BUT YOU ALREADY DID YOU KILLED ME YOU IDIOT!
BUT YOU'RE NOT DEAD!
OH YEAH. TURNS OUT YOU HAD THE BLASTER SET TO "Poison Ivy". NOW I ITCH DARN YOU.
WELL THERE'LL BE NO MISTAKE THIS TIME. DIE!!!
<lindsay lohan>
HAHA YOU CELEBRITY'D ME!!!! BUT I'M STILL ALIVE! NOW IT'S MY CHANCE. I DO NOT SHOOT TO KILL SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST KNOCK YOU INTO ANOTHER YUNAVERSE.
DON'T YOU MEAN UNIVERSE?
NO, YOU'LL SEE...
<Final Fantasy>
NOOOOOO.........
*Bunnie hating self vanishes*
AHAH BUNNIE NOW YOU SUFFER PERSECUTION NO MORE.

Whahy thayank you.

BUT IT SEEMS THAT MY TIME IS UP.

Wehl bye now.

General Throatstomper · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2008, 04:03:33 pm »

It loses points for mixed diction, lack of direction (and subsequently clarity), and shamelessly piggybacking off of other peoples' mannerisms.

Also, what?